Saints Row the Third

I have never played any of these. As a matter of fact this was a game that was off my radar for a long time. My little brother and I have a war going on. He’s a Saints Row guy, and I am partial to Grand Theft Auto. With that being said I saw the booth and did the walkthrough… ummm. Okay it doesn’t look like a bad game. The cinematics were pretty impressive and the idea of truly building yourself up and taking over a city is cool, but I’m sorry attacking your enemies with a 3ft purple dildo while you’re in half a bunny costume really loses its punch. I think fans of the series will flock to this one like no other. The addition of the hover jet is awesome, the new gangs are funny (the Luchadores were my fave), and overall it could be a good time. I just wasn’t sold on it. So little brother, this one's on you. Convince me if you can and see if I will write a retraction! Game on.